What are Finns like?
I am feeling better. Thanks for all the encouragement guys! Thanks Dad! So I thought some humor would do the trick! This is from my Finnish Teacher, she got it from this site:
What are the Finns like?
+15°C. People in Spain put on winter coats and gloves. Finns take a sunbath.
+10°C. French try, with no success, to switch central heating on. Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C. Italian cars do not start. Finns use cabriolets.
0°C. Distilled water freezes. Vantaa river water gets a bit denser.
-5°C. Californians nearly freeze to death. Finns organise a last barbecue party before winter starts.-10°C. Brits start heating their houses. Finns put on long-sleeve shirts.
-20°C. Australians escape from Mallorca. Finnish autumn starts.
-30°C. Greeks freeze to death and vanish from the Earth. Finns do laundry indoors.
-40°C. Paris cracks under the cold. Finns queue for hot dogs.
-50°C. Icebears are evacuated from the North Pole. The Finnish Army delays its winter survival training for weak weather.
-60°C. Korvatunturi (home of Santa Claus) freezes. Finns borrow a movie and stay at home.
-70°C. Santa Claus moves to the south. Finns are upset because Koskenkorva cannot be stored outdoors. The Finnish Army starts survival training.
-183°C. Microbes in food die. Finnish cows complain of farmers' cold hands.
-273°C All molecular motion stops. Finns say, "... it's cold today".
-300°C Hell freezes up. Finns win the Eurovisio pop song festival.
What are the Finns like?
+15°C. People in Spain put on winter coats and gloves. Finns take a sunbath.
+10°C. French try, with no success, to switch central heating on. Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C. Italian cars do not start. Finns use cabriolets.
0°C. Distilled water freezes. Vantaa river water gets a bit denser.
-5°C. Californians nearly freeze to death. Finns organise a last barbecue party before winter starts.-10°C. Brits start heating their houses. Finns put on long-sleeve shirts.
-20°C. Australians escape from Mallorca. Finnish autumn starts.
-30°C. Greeks freeze to death and vanish from the Earth. Finns do laundry indoors.
-40°C. Paris cracks under the cold. Finns queue for hot dogs.
-50°C. Icebears are evacuated from the North Pole. The Finnish Army delays its winter survival training for weak weather.
-60°C. Korvatunturi (home of Santa Claus) freezes. Finns borrow a movie and stay at home.
-70°C. Santa Claus moves to the south. Finns are upset because Koskenkorva cannot be stored outdoors. The Finnish Army starts survival training.
-183°C. Microbes in food die. Finnish cows complain of farmers' cold hands.
-273°C All molecular motion stops. Finns say, "... it's cold today".
-300°C Hell freezes up. Finns win the Eurovisio pop song festival.
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